Santa banta MaSala JOkes...................

• Interviewer:
  what is your birth date?
  Sardar: 13th October
  Which year?
  Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
• Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
  Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
  Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
• When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
  adjusted mirror.. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit
  back. I will drive
• Interviewer: just imagine you  are  in 3rd floor, it caught fire  and
  how will you escape?
  Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!

Life has just begun. Laugh is much as you breathe and love as long as you live. Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion.

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

happiness is all you need

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity. There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase, if you pursue happiness you'll never find it. Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others.

Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something else or something more.

AMY LOWELL:

Happiness: We rarely feel it.
I would buy it, beg it, steal it,
Pay in coins of dripping blood
For this one transcendent good.

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. The happiness that is genuinely satisfying is accompanied by the fullest exercise of our faculties and the fullest realization of the world in which we live.

Happiness belongs to the self-sufficient. What everyone wants from life is continuous and genuine happiness. The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature

ECCLESIASTES:

For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace.

All men have a sweetness in their life. That is what helps them go on. It is towards that they turn when they feel too worn out.

10 ka dum

Kangna has played roles of abnormal girls, obsessed girl, bar girl, drug addicted fashion model etc. Her performances have been so convincing that people tend to believe that she is like the role that she has played. But she is simple fun loving person and can carry normal roles. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that she is trained Kathak Dancer. She is bursting from seams to play a formula role.Kangna Played “DUS KA DUM” very well. I observed that she would try to analyze every question and applied logic to reach conclusion. No wonder she made it on her own in our industry. I am glad that she is doing “Kites” with Hrithik Roshan. Even small roles in big films help because of wide exposure.Kangna has come from a small northern town, a girl from the hills not in the sense they are presented in films. There is vast difference between girls born and brought up in metropolitan big towns and girls coming from small towns. This difference has been narrowed considerably by computers & technology. Technology is shrinking the world. Areas of communication have increased many fold, yet number of things remain unexpressed. The more vocal we have become the more remains unsaid. Human beings never reveal themselves completely.