ohhh hhaaaa hhaaaaaaa..................its a n3w day

- ek chor ghar me chori karne ghusa. tijori par likha tha- tijori todne ki jarurat nahi,
420 no. dabao aur maal le jao. jaise he button dabaya, alarm bajne
laga, police aayi. Jaate waqt chor ne bola- " seth aaj to mera INSANIYAT se
VISHWAS he uth gya............."

- santa: aaj papa ne pitaai kar di. banta: kyu?i asked him, KAMINEY film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar par he BLUE film dekhoge?

- Pendu: yeh TV kitne ka hai ? Salesman: Hum penduon ko koi cheez nahi bechte.Pendu after 1 month clean shave n well dressed : yeh TV kitne ka hai ? Salesman: Hum Penduon ko koi cheez nahi bechte.Pendu after 1 month in ENGLISH: wats d cost of that TV ? Salesman: Hum Penduon ko koi cheez nahi bechte.Frustated PEndu: tujhe... kaise pata chal... jata hai k main PENDU hu? Salesman: kyuki yeh TV nahi ,"MICROWAVE" hai.. pendu!